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I could easily become … ‘The Coney Nazi’.<\/p>\n

Ali “Al” Yeganeh’s inspiration for\u00a0Larry Thomas’s\u00a0‘Soup Nazi’ on the 116th episode of Seinfeld<\/em> was brutal. Ask the character for bread, and either pay for it, or …<\/p>\n

… “No soup for you!!!<\/em><\/strong>” … and out you go.<\/p>\n

I could easily do that with the Flint coneys I make each and every day for dozens of customers.<\/p>\n

See, I make the sauce almost every morning, from scratch. I make sure they’re served on good buns … not expensive buns, just buns that won’t separate at the seam, won’t flake apart, and won’t collapse under a pile of warm sauce. I make sure the sauce is made from the right ingredients every time … and that the hot dogs underneath are indeed Koegel’s.<\/p>\n

So it makes me kinda nuts when someone comes up to the window and starts with, “I’ll take a chili dog …”<\/p>\n

Ummm … excuse me … but …<\/p>\n

What did you say???<\/em><\/p>\n

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No. It’s\u00a0NOT<\/strong> a chili<\/em> dog. A chili dog has flippin’ chili on it. This ain’t no chili<\/em>. No, it’s not “beanless chili” either. Yeah, there’s chili powder in there, but it ain’t no chili<\/em>. Does my menu say “Chili Dog”? What about the big sign out front on the lawn? Is “chili” spelled anywhere on it??<\/p>\n

It says “Flint Coney<\/strong>“. So …<\/p>\n

“No\u00a0dog for you!!!<\/em><\/strong>”<\/p>\n

How ’bout some mustard on that? Ketch-… what? Ketchup??<\/em> You wanna put ketchup<\/em> on that? And relish … and … no onion???<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Listen bub, a real Flint coney has mustard on it and chopped onion. No<\/em> ketchup and certainly no relish!<\/strong><\/em> What’s that? Jalape\u00f1os? And nacho cheese??<\/em> On a Flint coney??<\/strong><\/p>\n

“No\u00a0dog for you!!!<\/em><\/strong>”<\/p>\n

I blame Packo’s<\/a>. I like Packo’s, and eat there cuz their food is cool. I still blame them though.<\/p>\n

I can do that … because … I am become …\u00a0The Coney Nazi<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Order it right. Otherwise, ya’ better watch yer buns.<\/p>\n

Apologies to Seinfeld. Yeah, like he needs apologies or sumthin’ …<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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