{"id":44,"date":"2007-01-06T05:48:28","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T10:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogsmonroe.com\/food\/?p=44"},"modified":"2007-01-06T05:48:28","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T10:48:28","slug":"workin-too-hard-for-minimum-wage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/micuisine.com\/lunapiercook\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Workin&#8217; Too Hard for Minimum Wage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night in all that rain I was on my way to pick up my three youngest kids for the weekend. It was a nasty evening. Heading up 23 toward Dundee I could hardly see enough to stay in the lane, barely moving over 55 mph on the freeway. As on a normal day, I&#8217;d already driven from Luna Pier through Toledo to Perrysburg to drop Mary off in the morning, then up to Ann Arbor for a normal workday at UofM. I&#8217;d then gone back to Perrysburg to get Mary, and as she always does when I ask, she was kind enough to drive home. The commute is about 170 miles per day, but on days like yesterday when I get the kids from their mom&#8217;s house west of Tecumseh I add another 80 miles. Approaching Dundee I was partway into that.<\/p>\n<p>I bought some gas at the Shell station and then realized I was hungry. I headed to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tubby.com\" target=\"_blank\">Tubby&#8217;s<\/a> counter and sarcastically asked what was good.<\/p>\n<p>Dallas. The nametag said Dallas. And he&#8217;s a piece of work. Really. A piece of work, but in a good way.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a big guy with hair cut so short he&#8217;s almost bald, maybe 25 years old. Ever see <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0116130\/\" target=\"_blank\">Down Periscope<\/a><\/em> with Kelsey Grammer? The cook on the sub, Buckman, played by Ken Hudson Campbell? Yup, that could be Dallas&#8217;s brother.<\/p>\n<p>He went right into a sales routine, like he was selling used cars, or maybe, oh, I don&#8217;t know, snake oil elixir. &#8220;<em>I&#8217;ll<\/em> tell you what&#8217;s good, what&#8217;s my <em>personal<\/em> favorite, the portabella steak sandwich&#8221;, he said, head popping like he&#8217;s on TV making a sales pitch where the catch-phrase is &#8220;Sale, <em>sale, <strong>sale!!<\/strong><\/em>&#8221; &#8220;Man, I <em>really<\/em> like that one, it&#8217;s so good &#8230;&#8221; and on and on he went, &#8230; I think you&#8217;d like it too, it <em>really<\/em> fills me up &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, cool, so I ordered an 8 incher, then went to get some Sob\u00e9 Lizz Blizz to wash it down with.<\/p>\n<p>I came back to the Tubby&#8217;s counter &#8230; and there&#8217;s Dallas, cooking the meat and onions for my sandwich. Now most folks working for minimum wage at a grill in a gas station would be bored, just kinda standing there. Not our man Dallas, oh no. Every movement had a flourish, again with the head bopping, acting as though he was just having too much fun.<\/p>\n<p>I mentioned the fun Dallas was having to his co-hort running the register (whose name I didn&#8217;t catch &#8230; umm, the co-hort, not the cash register), saying, &#8220;He&#8217;s having way too much fun for minimum wage.&#8221; The co-hort then explained that the only reason he himself was working there was that he&#8217;d worked\u00a0the Denny&#8217;s on the other side of the freeway that\u00a0had closed in December, and that he&#8217;d needed the work. We talked about how the eastern side of that freeway exchange has probably suffered because of the build-up on the western side. The co-hort said it seemed to him business at the Denny&#8217;s had picked up just before they&#8217;d abruptly shut the place down.<\/p>\n<p>I paid for the sandwich, basically thanked the guys for the entertainment, started the car and headed west into the rain and the dark. It took a while to unwrap the sandwich in the pitch-black evening traveling through standing pools of water at about 45 mph with all kinds of oncoming lights blinding me every couple seconds. I felt warm juices dripping on my pants as I fought the thing out of the wrapper Dallas had so carefully assembled. It took quite a while to get it arranged in my stack of extra napkins before I could take a bite.<\/p>\n<p>Ummm &#8230; ok, that was one <em>delicious<\/em> sandwich. We used to make steak sandwiches up at Haloburger in the Flint area when I was there in 1980 &#8211; 81. But there are better steak shops in Flint.<\/p>\n<p>Still, this one was even\u00a0better. Really, it was. Steak nice and tender, onions still having a bit of a crunch, the portabella pieces hot and moist. I <em>seriously<\/em> enjoyed every last bite.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, guys, for helping me through the latter part of a very long week. I appreciate it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night in all that rain I was on my way to pick up my three youngest kids for the weekend. It was a nasty evening. Heading up 23 toward Dundee I could hardly see enough to stay in the lane, barely moving over 55 mph on the freeway. 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